Dmitri Yevgenyevich Sychev (Russian: Дмитрий Евгеньевич Сычёв, born 26 October 1983) is a former Russian association footballer. He has been hailed by the international press as "The Russian Michael Owen" because of his pace and as "The most sensational young Russian forward since Vladimir Beschastnykh". He is well known for his blinding pace and agility.